Politics

im not much of a politics person but i got this thing in history (yes history again) and its quite interesting....(sry 4 typos its alot to type!)

Feudalism
you have 2 cows. ur lord takes sum of da milk

Pure Socialism
u hav 2 cows. da government takes them an puts them in a barn wif everyone elses cows. u take care of all the cows. the government gives u as much milk as u need.

Bureaucratic Socialism
u hav 2 cows. the government takes them and puts them in a barn wif everyone elses cows. they r cared 4 by ex-chicken farmers. u hav to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. the government gives u as much milk as the regulations say u shuld need.

Fascism
u hav 2 cows. the government takes them both, hires u to take care of them an sells u the milk.

Pure Communism
u hav 2 cows. ur neighbours help u take care of them and u share the milk.

Russian Communism
u hav 2 cows. u hav to take care of them but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism
u hav 2 cows. the government takes both and shoots u.

Dictatorship
u hav 2 cows. the government takes them both and drafts u.

Pure Democracy
u hav 2 cows. ur neighbours decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy
u hav 2 cows. ur neighbours pick someone to tell u hu gets the milk.

Bureaucracy
u hav 2 cows. at first the government regulates what u can feed them and when u can milk them. then it pays u not to milk them. then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. then it requires u to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Ararchy
u hav 2 cows. either u sell the milk at a fair price or ur neighbours try to take the cows and kill u.

Libertarian: Anarcho-Capitalism
u hav 2 cows. u sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism
u hav 2 giraffes. the government requires u to take harmonica lessons.

so hav a bit of a laugh ^.~